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Name: Leo
Gender: Male
Interests: paintball, soccer, snowboarding, skateboarding, skating, snowboarding, wakeboarding, burning objects, lots of other stuff
Expertise: my expertise is probly paintballin cause iam perticurly good at that... but iam good at a lot of stuff like all the stuff i have listed on my interests... iam what u call a renasants man :-)
Occupation: Retired
Message: message me
AIM:  skinnyelephant20
Yahoo:  skinnyelephant20
Member Since:
6/14/2005
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| stupid computer.......... gosh y do u have to break now!!!!!!! man i probly have a virus........ man that sucks......... i wish i could just go in my computer and kick that virus's hind quaters...........!
where am i.......... what the........... iam in my computer.... holy crap........... spectacular...........amazing........ delishous........ extrodinary......... beautiful......... what the heck am i saying its the inside of a computer.......... man iam a retard........... well since iam in here i guess i can find that virus...... lalalalalala (iam walking through the computer for those of u who are slow.... cough zabrina cough) as i was walking i started to hear a the fant sound of music.... i followed my ears and it led me to an open part in the hard drive where to my amazment i found a rock and roll band playing on a make-shift stage
they must have been breaking my computer up with sound waves like our science teacher tought us..... thouse devils!!!! i have to fight back!!! remebering my migiver skills i quickly seached for things to make as weapons..... i found a few short rods a rubber band type thing and some bendy metal... i made a bow out of the parts and forged a sword to fight back those menions (sean would be proud) i cut the bands speaker wires and cut the sound, the band had no clue what happened.... one of them started seaching through the area and i pulled a socom moves and took him out
i got got four of the five members and now i was left with the fatty base player!!! i drop from the
ceiling and stood in defence, he jammed some cords on his base and knocked me over.... he
charged me and i jumped up..... we fought fo almost 27 hours before i dealt the final blow!!!! i had
won i destored the enemy..... concord my foe..... defeated.............. yeah what ever i won!!!!!!
and like a snap i was back at my desk and it all seemed like a dream.............................
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| i woke up... got dressed... grabbed my fishing stuff... and headed for the pier, little did i know what was waiting for me... the sun was just coming out it was windy i walked down the pier and put my stuff down and cast into the water... for the next hour i felt like someone or something was watching me....... i felt a tug on my line i started to reel in when i saw what i caught
it pulled the line and threw me in the water... the shark circled me then disapeared....... i must have peed my pants 30 times before i saw the shark again... but it just sat there looking at me then out of know where i heard "Hi there" i look for someone in the water with me but know one was there, again i heard "hi, whats up" i look the shark in the eye and he started talking to me... he said his name was bruce.................. we swam together for at least an hour then a fisherman on the dock saw us.... he ran for help, "bruce you have to go they will kill you!" i yelled, then bruce disapeared in the ocean i never saw him again.....
I waited for 2 hours to see my friend again but he never came back .....................
Leo "Fish Lover" Alonso | | |
| hey everyone..... iam in myrtle beach which is really fun so far, i went fishing off the peir... didnt catch
anything but it was still fun.... we surf fished but it didnt work because stupid people kept swimming
near my line so i had to bring it in.... yeah iam trying to find some shoes down here (pumas) and the
puma store didnt even have them so that sucks.... yeah supposedly some huricane is suppose to be
coming but on the weather channel it doesnt even show rain for us and all the pools are closed so thats
really stupid dont know why.... they have a gym  so we did that and iam so strong with my big
muscles  not to brag or anything, so far its all been fun kinda miss everyone from school
already that the bad part about summer yeah ill write a story when i get back later tonight, i dont have
time now i dont think because we are leaving to go shopping i think.... ttyl | | |
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Silly children.... Trix are for rabbits
Leo "Crispy" Alonso | | |
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my future profession
Leo "..................." Alonso | | |
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